Sit down, pop the kettle on, and read this.
ASK ALBERT is now a regular feature – and frankly, it’s becoming a public service.
Albert, everyone’s favourite agony aunt, is standing by to receive your problems, peccadilloes and petty village grievances… and then share them with a live audience before attempting to solve them. Emphasis on attempting.
📧 Got a conundrum?
Email he***@*************rt.com by Saturday 31st with “Dear Uncle Albert” in the subject line.
Ask for anonymity if you must… or be brave and give the village gossip mill a good workout.
Past letters have included:
- Malfunctioning spouses
- Irritating partners (often the same thing)
- Pointless village politics
- Suspicious newcomers
- General life nonsense
Basically: anything goes. Albert is ready. Possibly too ready.
🎟️ But first – you’ll need a ticket.
👉 https://applause.org.uk/p616058
📍 Poynings Village Hall. 📅 Saturday 31st January 2026
What do you get?
- Riotous comedy
- Audience interaction (don’t hide)
- Songs, games and general mayhem
- A sprinkling of actual Magic ✨
- And that warm glow of supporting the village hall
People who’ve seen the show say:
⭐ “Truly hilarious.”
⭐ “Extremely entertaining.”
⭐ “A very superior event.”
⭐ “Fantastic night.”
January plans? Sorted.
Do it now. Get your tickets. You know you want to. 😏
