Dangerous to know – A play!

Get your tickets here: https://applause.org.uk/p646288

Welcome to Poynings Parish Council new event to raise funds for the Village hall.

Dangerous to know!

It’s July 1841, St Mary Magdalene Church, Hucknall Torkard.

Claire Clairmont, Lord Byron’s former mistress, has just laid her mother to rest before heading back to Europe. However, a secret passed to Claire at the funeral has raked up painful memories about their scandalous affair and a nagging conviction that she must uncover the truth.

Resolving she cannot do this alone, Claire co-opts her half sister, Mary Shelley, author of ‘Frankenstein’ to help. After all, Mary was part of the Byron set; she’ll know what to do. However, the past is sordid, murky and digging for answers requires getting your hands dirty. Are they prepared for what will be unearthed?

‘Dangerous to Know’ was published by Methuen in 2024. The 60 minute show is followed by an interval and a lively 20 minute after-show presentation/ Q & A which fleshes out the main characters of the play – Mary Shelley, Claire Clairmont, Lord Byron, Leigh Hunt, Percy Bysshe Shelley and Allegra Byron.

This performance would also be of interest to young people as Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” and the poems of Percy Bysshe Shelley and Byron are studied on the GCSE and A-Level syllabuses.

Poynings Village Hall. Saturday April 18, 2026. Doors open for drinks at 7pm.
Get your tickets here: https://applause.org.uk/p646288

POYNINGS PARISH COUNCIL MEETING

POYNINGS PARISH COUNCIL MEETING

The next meeting of Poynings Parish Council to be held in the Village Hall on Wednesday 18th March 2026 at 7pm.

Agenda

1)   Apologies for absence

2)   Minutes

3)   Matters Arising

4)   MSDC and WSCC

5)   Public Participation

6)   Expenditure for December 2025 and January 2026

7)   Planning applications
a) Punnyngs Folly The Street Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AQ
SDNP/26/00512/CND The proposed amendments comprise a modest revision to the footprint of the approved infill extension and internal layout alterations. The principle of the development has already been established and the proposed changes do not materially alter the scale, height, massing, use, or overall design approach of the approved scheme.
b) Devils Dyke Car Park Devils Dyke Road Poynings BN1 8YJ
SDNP/26/00340/FUL Resurfacing and extension of an existing National Trust car park, including installation of two swing gates, installation of a height restriction barrier, installation of benches and cycle stands, and the relocation of ticket machines

c) Downmere Poynings Road Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AG
SDNP/26/00211/HOUS. Erection of single-storey boot room extension. As part of the works, areas of existing rendered walling will be replaced with brickwork. Additional associated works included.

d) Aviation House The Street Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AQ
Ref. No: SDNP/25/04997/FUL. Conversion of existing building to 1no. live/work unit with ancillary office space (Class E), garage, light industrial use (Class E), and storage and distribution use (Class B8) (part retrospective)
e) The Royal Oak Inn The Street Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AQ

Ref. SDNP/26/00806/LDP. Lawful Development Certificate (Proposed) – Provision of a moveable structure required temporarily in connection with the public house known as The Royal Oak Inn.|

8)   Village Hall – Events, floor, windows. Update.

9)    Litter picking signs

10)  Bus stop update

11)  Community bus

12)  Roundabout

13)  Village party

14)  Insurance

15)  Car parking

16)  Items for next month’s Agenda

17)  Dates of next month’s Meeting

C Warburton
Clerk to the Council

4th March Poynings Parish Council meeting cancelled.

Due to 2 councillors being away and another being unwell, there are not enough councillors to form a quorum for this evenings meeting.

As such, the meeting is cancelled and a new date will be agreed ASAP.

Kind regards,

Colin
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Colin Warburton
Clerk to Poynings Parish Council

POYNINGS PARISH COUNCIL MEETING

The next meeting of Poynings Parish Council is to be held in the Village Hall on Wednesday 4th March 2026 at 7pm.

Agenda

1) Apologies for absence

2) Minutes

3) Matters Arising

4) MSDC and WSCC

5) Public Participation

6) Expenditure for December 2025 and January 2026

7) Planning application
a) Punnyngs Folly The Street Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AQ SDNP/26/00512/CND The proposed amendments comprise a modest revision to the footprint of the approved infill extension and internal layout alterations. The principle of the development has already been established and the proposed changes do not materially alter the scale, height, massing, use, or overall design approach of the approved scheme.
b) Devils Dyke Car Park Devils Dyke Road Poynings BN1 8YJ SDNP/26/00340/FUL Resurfacing and extension of an existing National Trust car park, including installation of two swing gates, installation of a height restriction barrier, installation of benches and cycle stands, and the relocation of ticket machines.
c) Downmere Poynings Road Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AG SDNP/26/00211/HOUS. Erection of single-storey boot room extension. As part of the works, areas of existing rendered walling will be replaced with brickwork. Additional associated works included.
d) Aviation House The Street Poynings West Sussex BN45 7AQ Ref. No: SDNP/25/04997/FUL. Conversion of existing building to 1no. live/work unit with ancillary office space (Class E), garage, light industrial use (Class E), and storage and distribution use (Class B8) (part retrospective)

8) Village Hall – Events, floor, windows. Update.

9) Litter picking signs

10) Bus stop update

11) Community bus

12) Roundabout

13) Village party

14) Villages working together.

15) Insurance

16) Car parking

17) Items for next month’s Agenda

18) Dates of next month’s Meeting

C Warburton Clerk to the Council

Poynings Minibus

Dear Poynings villagers,

Please let us have your thoughts on a village bus – owned and organised by Poynings Parish Council and driven and run by volunteers from the village. We could have a couple of regular runs each week and “to order” group runs.  We’ve listened to the problems faced in terms of public transport in the village, so is this a viable solution?  The PC is still pushing for the Number 17 bus route into the village, but the chances are not high.

Please complete the form at https://poyningsparishcouncil.com/index.php/poynings-minibus-survey/ ASAP to help the PC decide if this needs to be progressed, The subject will be on the agenda at the next PC meeting on Wednesday March 4th.

Victor & Albert are on soon at Poynings village Hall!

There are a few places left, get your ticket on the door. Cash or Card. Bar opens 7pm for 7.30 start.

It’s looking to be a great evening. Don’t worry, they don’t pick on people 😊

Hope to see you later.

Last chance to get your tickets for Victor & Albert!

Sit down, pop the kettle on, and read this.

ASK ALBERT is now a regular feature – and frankly, it’s becoming a public service.
Albert, everyone’s favourite agony aunt, is standing by to receive your problems, peccadilloes and petty village grievances… and then share them with a live audience before attempting to solve them. Emphasis on attempting.

📧 Got a conundrum?
Email he***@*************rt.com by Saturday 31st with “Dear Uncle Albert” in the subject line.
Ask for anonymity if you must… or be brave and give the village gossip mill a good workout.
Past letters have included:

  • Malfunctioning spouses
  • Irritating partners (often the same thing)
  • Pointless village politics
  • Suspicious newcomers
  • General life nonsense

Basically: anything goes. Albert is ready. Possibly too ready.

🎟️ But first – you’ll need a ticket.
👉 https://applause.org.uk/p616058

📍 Poynings Village Hall.  📅 Saturday 31st January 2026

What do you get?

  • Riotous comedy
  • Audience interaction (don’t hide)
  • Songs, games and general mayhem
  • A sprinkling of actual Magic
  • And that warm glow of supporting the village hall

People who’ve seen the show say:
⭐ “Truly hilarious.”
⭐ “Extremely entertaining.”
⭐ “A very superior event.”
⭐ “Fantastic night.”

January plans? Sorted.
Do it now. Get your tickets. You know you want to.
😏

Poynings number 17 bus survey

Poynings Parish Council is currently in discussions with WSCC and the Number 17 bus company to explore ways to improve the bus service to Poynings. Proposals include upgrading the bus stop, installing a post and base on the opposite side of the road, and clearing the tree that currently obstructs the view when approaching from the Henfield direction. We are hopeful that these improvements can be achieved.

In addition, we have asked whether the route could be extended to the church to allow the bus to turn around and stop at the bus stop by the car park. As the route was previously reduced at Partridge Green because it was considered too long, we appreciate that this request may be challenging. However, it was agreed that evidence of local demand would strengthen our case.

We would therefore be very grateful if you could complete the following survey as soon as possible. 

Thank you for your support

. https://poyningsparishcouncil.com/index.php/number-17-bus-in-poynings-survey/

 

 

 

Have you got your tickets for Victor and Albert yet?

ASK ALBERT is now a regular feature. Their own agony aunt Albert loves to hear all about your problems and will delight in sharing them with the audience before attempting to answer them.

email he***@*************rt.com with your conundrum before Saturday 31st with ‘Dear Uncle Albert’ in the subject field. Please ask for anonymity if you don’t wish everyone to know your name and sordid business. Or you could choose to be bold and give us all an opportunity to liven up the village gossip and social media pages. Previous letters to Albert have included topics as diverse as marital issues (mostly about malfunctioning and irritating spouses), local and often pointless village concerns and village interlopers. Anything goes – we look forward to the deluge!

But of course, you will have to get your tickets first at https://applause.org.uk/p616058

You will have an evening of comedy, audience interaction, songs, games and mayhem topped off with a sprinkling of Magic. And you will also be supporting Poynings village hall.
Do it now!

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